The Gotham Observer

The Observer observes. And he obnoxiously refers to himself in the third person.
'cause some bitches just be like that. Cheer up son, won't be long before a new ass be ridin' ya.

'cause some bitches just be like that. Cheer up son, won't be long before a new ass be ridin' ya.

How much is that little doggie in the window? Wait. Why is the little doggie not moving? What the fuck kinda pet store is this?

How much is that little doggie in the window? Wait. Why is the little doggie not moving? What the fuck kinda pet store is this?

The Observer is willing wager a substantial bet that both the man and the mixer have decidedly similar nicknames. And they both begin with “big”.

The Observer is willing wager a substantial bet that both the man and the mixer have decidedly similar nicknames. And they both begin with “big”.

The Observer was temporarily taken quite aback at the initial site of floating 3D lettering. Momentarily the Observer believed he had entered culinary version of the show Fringe.

The Observer was temporarily taken quite aback at the initial site of floating 3D lettering. Momentarily the Observer believed he had entered culinary version of the show Fringe.

(Source: thegothamobserver)

The stimulus package had some really strange provisions in it. 

The stimulus package had some really strange provisions in it. 

Heh. Heh heh. Heh. Heh heh heh…..she farted. He. He he.  

Heh. Heh heh. Heh. Heh heh heh…..she farted. He. He he.  

No one would even think of doing this in Toronto. Oh, you hipsters.

No one would even think of doing this in Toronto. Oh, you hipsters.

Redundant.

Redundant.

"L" train stands for LARPing.

"L" train stands for LARPing.